dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
streetlightarson:


ANDY WARHOL

#look at the size of these metaphors
  • girl:babe come over
  • boy:I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl:my parents aren't home
  • boy:I know
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monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

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troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

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lulz-time:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds
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catholicteenslut:

she wants him to ram the soul out her body
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ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

(Source: tiniestleaf)

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dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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